Drusilla Short

There's something so powerful about overthrowing the world order with the support of others. Drusilla may not know the first thing about politics anymore than economics, but well…it's a pattern at this point. Who needs to know what they're talking about to write a book anyway? And now that she's already gotten TomaTraitors trending, it should be super easy to get people interested in proto-communist meetings, right? Although she's a bit stuck on the symbol of this brand new party. A shovel doesn't quite work, a scythe doesn't really fit the vibe. Almost there though.

On the other hand, you DEFINITELY don't need any expertise to buy 7 cacti and raise them in your flat. So that's what Drusilla does. They are sharp, seemingly unappealing things, often associated with loners. Drusilla would definitely consider herself - apart from the rest. Whatever that means. Anyway, they also help making her look serious. In fact she gets so fond of them she takes to carrying them places. One for each day of the week. It's got to be in order, same cactus per day. Otherwise they might feel left out.

But reviewing plays? FINALLY? After YEARS away from the theatre? IT RULES!

– written by Faith