https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/ 2026-04-16T09:29:36+00:00 https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/ https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/_media/wiki:logo.png text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:47+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:abigail?rev=1749557147&do=diff Abigail Blake Meeting Minutes for the New Glabe Gazette Governing Committee Minutes taken by Abigail Blake, Secretary Proposal for the creation of a New Glabe Gazette app (see Appendix A) has been PASSED. MK put in charge of basic design and getting a quote for the cost from a reputable app developer. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:40+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:alon_h?rev=1749557080&do=diff Alon H. It’s a hot spring day, and in between the birds chirping outside of the New Glabe Gazette office comes a click-click! and a frustrated voice ringing through. ‘It’s the rule of thirds, like this,’ Alon exclaims, tapping at zyr camera, ‘not the rule of text/html 2025-06-10T12:08:27+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:avery_damask?rev=1749557307&do=diff Avery Damask DARK STREAKS OVER THE SILVER SCREEN!: Former film star and ex-spouse of Douglas Crawford, Avery Damask, publishes scathing exposé on corruption in the film industry, showing deep ties to organised crime and insider trading. This news comes in the wake of charges pressed against long-time friend of Mr Crawford, Charles Humphreys, and the arrest of fellow directors Franchot Turning, Phillip Ascot and Alfred Goldsmith. Although some remain sceptical of the story due to Damask previou… text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:azalea?rev=1749557129&do=diff Azalea Hedlund An email from Azalea Hedlund to faer mother Dear Mom, I know you thought my job search meant that I’d be coming home, and I’m sorry to disappoint. But I’ve been offered a wonderful opportunity. Avery Damask (the movie star? I got an autograph for your birthday) got me in contact with some of their fashion contacts, and they’ve offered me a job! I’ll be working on runway set design for Altona Price’s next show. Isn’t it exciting?? text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:15+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:candice?rev=1749557115&do=diff Candice Chardonnay Notices from Human Resources * Continuing this Week: New Hire Onboarding Sessions. We are very pleased to be sufficiently staffed so as to offer multiple timing options for this week's onboarding. Please use the new online appointment-booking tool to select the most convenient modules for your schedule. My colleagues will be more than happy to assist you in using the booking system, should you require it. text/html 2025-06-10T12:08:03+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:constantyne?rev=1749557283&do=diff Constantyne Sunset …and that’s the story of Thompson’s and my time at the Gazette. We left shortly after Iliad gave us the slip, and set up shop in those offices Thompson had scouted. It was tough going to begin with, but goddamnit we worked hard, and, in time, the Seldonan Stakeout became one of New Glabe’s leading investigative journals. text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:56+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:drusilla_short?rev=1749557276&do=diff Drusilla Short There's something so powerful about overthrowing the world order with the support of others. Drusilla may not know the first thing about politics anymore than economics, but well...it's a pattern at this point. Who needs to know what they're talking about to write a book anyway? And now that she's already gotten TomaTraitors trending, it should be super easy to get people interested in proto-communist meetings, right? Although she's a bit stuck on the symbol of this brand new par… text/html 2025-06-10T12:02:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:economics?rev=1749556955&do=diff Economics Department & William Hafton William Hafton is charged with 5 counts of blackmail. Originally he refuses to say anything, but once FreshCorp’s crimes are exposed publicly he offers to testify against the international giant in exchange for a reduced sentence. This offer is refused. Hafton’s notepad, and further documents recovered from his office, are used as evidence instead. FreshCorp receives a significant fine and is banned from competing for Seldonan government contracts. Frederic… text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:10+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:elis_sinclair?rev=1749557110&do=diff Elis Sinclair A selection of articles published in The Lookout: * Opinion: Ousted From The Gazette? * Opinion: Iliad Phobos? * Opinion: Duke of Abberfraw Supports FreshCorp? * Opinion: Minister of Deception Ousted - I Was Right? * Opinion: Hafton Framed? text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:48+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:elodie_van_wonderbee?rev=1749557268&do=diff Elodie van Wonderbee Elodie roars through Seldona’s street on a brand-new old motorcycle; zipping through rush-hour traffic in her usual barely-legal way. She can’t help from smiling as the wind rushes around her ears. Today was a good day. Today she left the environment department. Not because she’s going to stop writing environment articles. Far from it. But because the environment department doesn’t need her. They’re stronger than ever, if also more bee-pun filled, and she feels she can fina… text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:41+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:esme_miller?rev=1749557261&do=diff Esme Miller, MP An Excerpt from an Article in the New Glabe Gazette Election Results Out: Workers Majority Shrinks The Worker Party has won a majority for the second time running. However, unlike their landslide victory in the last election, their share of parliament has reduced to a narrow majority. text/html 2025-06-10T12:00:42+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:features?rev=1749556842&do=diff The Features Department The Dorchell Watchdog: Dorchell’s Largest Independent Newspaper 23rd February 2029 ---------- Today’s Most-Viewed Article: “A Feature on Features: Behind the Success of the New Glabe Gazette’s stellar Features Department” text/html 2025-06-10T12:02:46+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:innovations?rev=1749556966&do=diff Science & Technology (Formerly Innovations (Formerly Science & Technology)) The failure of an experiment is a hard pill to swallow. Each step you take committing yourself to the unknown -- moving closer to the hazy, shining promise of the future -- text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:joseph_coates?rev=1749557242&do=diff Joseph Coates Joseph Coates works hard, and it pays off. The job is often tedious and frustrating – Why is The Despondents so long? Why does Enter the Forest end halfway through, but then there’s a whole second act? – but he sticks with it. Puzzles and Fiction goes through some changes, including a period split into ‘Science and Fiction’ and ‘Puzzles’, but eventually the old name returns. Grace Raye retires to pursue a career as an author, and there is only one natural successor as head of the… text/html 2025-06-10T13:20:06+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:lani_gray?rev=1749561606&do=diff Lani Gray Serendipity The Gazette's front lawn is, without a doubt, more floral than ever. Never mind that petting-zoo feed appeals to none of the hired animals, and all the human guests are somewhere between lax about and actively encouraging the goats to make quick work of the hisbiscus. text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:laurentius_abberfraw?rev=1749557228&do=diff Laurentius Abberfraw I remember something my father said to me in my youth, before my brother's accident, before my obligations, back when my main worry was the bees dying around our garden. “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” As much as I hated the old corpse, he was god-damn right. I loved the people I met at the Gazette, they were a second family to me, but the time comes when every boy must leave his family and venture into the great unknown. I had the fortune of growing up with the envir… text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:02+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:manny_manwell?rev=1749557222&do=diff Manny Manwell In a darkened theatre, curtains drawn and amid hushes and whispers, the feelings of anticipation looms over the crowd. As they eagerly await the opening trailer of a new cinematic block-buster -- suddenly, the lights dim further and the curtains open, as with a big dramatic thud, a set of blocky white letters flashes upon the silver-screen. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:melody_liang?rev=1749557062&do=diff Melody Liang Major Action It’s hard, repairing the unfixable. A patch will never be the original. But that doesn’t mean it has to be worse. Zer new job at KoiKarp is… trying, at times. Working with your father always carries that risk. But each day is another day spent with him, spent towards him, spent bridging that gap. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:15+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:miranda_hamilton?rev=1749557055&do=diff Miranda Hamilton A spinning top must always fall eventually. Miranda started her career as a spin doctor for the Wigs, working her way up through the ranks, learning how to lock skeletons in closets they could never emerge from. She also discovered the charm needed to succeed in politics, and when to use it. That part always came harder to her. text/html 2025-06-10T12:08:35+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:nettie_schmidt?rev=1749557315&do=diff Millie Gram “Guilty, the defendant will be sentenced to 23 years.” And so Millie had finally gained her freedom. Evelyn too, all those that Syzygy threatened and discarded, they have their justice at the swing of a gavel. “Oh I’ll be sticking around, for a year or so, can’t get rid of me that easily” Nettie, or rather Millie (not that she minded which) cheerfully said to the reinstated head of features, Aya Schmidt. Lots of big changes have happened recently at the gazette, and she wanted to … text/html 2025-06-10T12:07:29+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:odyssey_phobos?rev=1749557249&do=diff Iliad The Seldonan Stakeout was no stranger to twisting investigations. Hell, T. T. Thompson had been chasing Goose Guy for seven years. But the investigation into the so-called ‘New Glabe Warrior’ was chaotic even by their standards. A web of red string on a pinboard, linking disparate incidents only tangentially linked together. It seemed like that was all it would be, until a letter arrived in the mail. A pretty standard tip, all things considered, but the signature.. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:other_phobos?rev=1749557048&do=diff Odyssey Coming back is always difficult. Especially when ‘you’ were never gone, according to many people. Stepping in for the first time in weeks to come face to face with ‘yourself’, reading ‘your’ newspaper articles that ‘you’ wrote while you were in hospital fighting for your life, only to find out that it was ‘you’ that put you there in the first place. Such was the experience of Odyssey upon returning to the Gazette. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:01+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:paramedic?rev=1749557041&do=diff The Paramedic The Paramedic went on to live a long and happy life, including adopting a dog called Layla… read more text/html 2025-06-10T12:01:42+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:politics?rev=1749556902&do=diff Politics 10 Years Since Proroguement: A Retrospective Published in the New Glabe Gazette There have been many changes to Seldonan politics in recent years. Let’s take a look at what has happened since the Delaney Park Scandal! * New anti-corruption laws text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:59+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:precepts_of_the_inkseer?rev=1749557159&do=diff Victor Anderson Precepts of the Inkseer First. Begin each day with Contemplation of the Great Grid. Conclude each day by solving the Inkseer’s most recent puzzle. Second. Reject the ways of the material world. All ways of the flesh are feeble amongst the rows and columns of the Great Grid. text/html 2025-06-10T12:05:40+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:ronnie_faraday?rev=1749557140&do=diff Acheron "Ronnie" Faraday Off the Grid It’s not enough. I’m not enough. We are losing the fight and the only way to save our souls is to flee from the battleground. Friends, I tried, but I faced only failure. Tried to remove the curses of yellow fabric from this office. Tried to convince my colleagues to read The Files so we could all understand the world together. Tried to avoid all of the yellow things Stacy kept pointing out to me. Tried to secure funding for the World Lens, which Vic… text/html 2025-06-10T12:03:55+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:sienna_rathers?rev=1749557035&do=diff Sienna Rathers Internal Memo by Sienna Rathers: New Glabe Gazette Politics Department I am proud to report the success of the politics department over the last few years. The changes to political structure since parliament was prorogued have kept this department very busy, and our reporters have risen to the challenge. On top of breaking a number of excellent stories about the corruption being uncovered and the structural changes being made, the department has also managed to increase its poli… text/html 2025-06-10T12:06:20+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:sora_g_aros?rev=1749557180&do=diff Space to Breathe It’s 10am in the Gazette offices and an office door is closed, a bright blue sticky note attached to the front: ‘On a break. Only disturb if I am needed (desperately).’ Inside: a beanbag, a cat, and an unconscious woman, slumped clumsily in a pile by a window, Sora emitting faint breaths and the occasional soft murmur. Every so often, her hands would spasm slightly; her expression would twist – confusion and panic in one moment, surprise or contentment the next. Rarer would she… text/html 2025-06-10T12:03:47+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:strange?rev=1749557027&do=diff Tatterdemalion Strange Freed from the shackles of a 9-to-5, Tatterdemalion puts aside pretending to be someone zie's not, and takes instead to her true passion: acting on-stage. Their remarkable performance in some of Wouldiwas Shookspeared's classic plays goes remarked-upon by many a critic, and keen watchers of the text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:17+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:sygyzy?rev=1749557057&do=diff SYGYZY: Conjunction and Eclipse Regina v Bills and Others Regina v Fortune and Others [...] Held, dismissing joint appeal, that (1) both defendants' conduct amounted to failure to prevent the facilitation of Seldonan tax evasion, in violation of the Criminal Financial Practices Act, 2015, s. 42, (2) and both defendants' conduct amounts to failure to prevent the facilitation of foreign tax evasion, in violation of the Criminal Financial Practices Act, 2015, s. 46. text/html 2025-06-10T12:01:15+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:the_gazette?rev=1749556875&do=diff The Gazette After a period of turmoil, the Gazette rises from the ashes. It tries something new – it reinvents itself. The 21st Century requires a modern approach; that’s something the Lookout always understood, but Sam struggled to come to terms with. Now, reinstated as Editor by a very slim margin of votes, she is ready to make changes. text/html 2025-06-10T12:02:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:the_puzzles_and_fiction_department?rev=1749556972&do=diff Puzzles & Fiction (formerly known as, in order of recency, 'Puzzles', 'Puzzles & Environment & Fiction', 'Puzzles & Fiction', 'Fiction & Puzzles', 'Puzzles & Comics', 'Misc.', 'Puzzles & Sports', 'Sports & Other', 'Sports') Anyone can write about what happened last week. What sets this newspaper apart is everything else. text/html 2025-06-10T12:04:08+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:the_royal_family?rev=1749557048&do=diff The Royal Family It was late in the year when the first Honours List of Queen Charlotte's reign was published, and perhaps a surprise for both when Elodie van Wonderbee and Constantyne found themselves some way down the list being granted the accolades of knighthood for their service to the Seldonan crown. An invitation to the royal palace was soon delivered to each, with an audience before Queen and Court proceding a dinner for the newly-dubbed knights. text/html 2025-06-10T12:06:05+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://scoop.oxfordrpg.com/eternities:t_t_thompson?rev=1749557165&do=diff T. T. Thompson Goose Guy: A New Glabe Hope The New Glabe Gazette can exclusively reveal that there are two people masquerading under the identity of ‘Goose Guy’. The pair are brothers – one friendly, one criminal – who have fought over the goose persona for years.