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+===== Notices from Human Resources =====
+**Reminders from Upper Management:**
+  * You are entitled to one lunch break lasting 15 minutes during the work day.
+  * No moving of furniture without filling in a permission slip.
+  * There is a zero-tolerance policy for gossip. Careless talk costs money.
+//from Human Resources//
+===== Opinion =====
+====Duke of Abberfraw?====
+Dear reader,
+There have been massive changes at the Gazette this week - all for the better! With our old editor gone, yours truly is finally receiving the respect they deserve for their work. And with it comes new opportunities! I have an expanded team, ready to deliver you more and more high-quality news.
+It is time to put paid to the Duke of Abberfraw and his stooge, the Minister of Deception. Next week I plan to deliver you with a comprehensive plan of action to depose him from the Upper House! But all in due time. This week, I shall instead explain why the need to depose the Duke of Abberfraiament prorogued, to give him time to buy the votes he needs to have SALVO win the bid instead.
+But now things have gotten out of hand. Parliament has been prorogued for too long, and a story has leaked exposing SALVO for its evil wiles. The Duke is once again desperate for a solution, and once parliament returns to normal operations, he’ll be ready with another power grab. This is our only opportunity. We must strike down the Duke before he can end our freedom and democracy forever! Down with the Duke! Down with the Minister of Deception! Down with Laurentius Abberfraw! Down with SALVO!
 ===== Puzzles =====